Thursday, March 15, 2012

Russell Brand says he didn?t commit a crime, he honoured Steve Jobs

Oh Russell Brand you are ever so witty and clever, aren?t you?

Yesterday Russy got in a spot of bother after a paparazzo claimed he snatched his mobile phone from his hand and threw it through the window of an abandoned building.

He has been named in a police report in New Orleans after the photographer complained citing 'criminal damages' over the incident.

Not one to take things lying down (well, that?s not strictly true, he likes a fair few things lying down) he took to Twitter this afternoon to defend his actions. He wrote:

?Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.?

Ah good one. We like that, it?s rather good, no?

We?ll have to see how this one unfolds. In the meantime Russell, who clearly doesn?t give a damn, is enjoying time with a mystery brunette in New Orleans.�

Judging by his reported actions, it seems he?s desperate that no one gets a snap of him and the female doing anything of interest.

Russell, as you all know, only recently split from his wife and popstar Katy Perry. �This mystery lady is reported to be the new lady in his life, but so far only images of the pair walking together have emerged.

We want more juicy pictures and we want them now.�

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