Lindsay Lohan's Lying Mother Really WAS Super Chocolate Wasted On Dr. Phil, Says Michael Lohan!

Remember that time Dina Lohan SWORE she wasn't drunk on Dr. Phil?!!
It was like fifteen minutes ago — we sincerely hope you didn't forget already, LOLz!!
Well Michael Lohan says his ex-wife is filled to the brim with petrified buffalo feces!
Reporters caught him galavanting around on the Sunset Strip last night and couldn't help but ask [...]

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